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常用(成人)英語教學 Lesson 3

Lesson Three What do you say in bed when you have sex?

Me: hey
有點矛盾的午后: hi
Me: busy?
有點矛盾的午后: 還好
有點矛盾的午后: 我很煩
Me: why?
有點矛盾的午后: 星期五不想工作

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常用(成人)英語教學 Lesson 2

Lesson Two What do you do when you feel horny?

 

Me: hello, Monday blue?

檸檬黃想睡覺: no today is sunday

Me: oh how’s your sunday?

檸檬黃想睡覺: now in office

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常用(成人)英語教學 Lesson 1

Lesson One I am horny. Are you horny?

 

Me: Sorry, 斷線. Back now.

好低的V領: 了

好低的V領: 我有時對某種自己的愛戀太執卓與Serious

Me: dont’ think about that celebrity, he thinks every woman likes him

好低的V領: 沒錯

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