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常用(成人)英語教學 Lesson 3
Lesson Three What do you say in bed when you have sex?
Me: hey
有點矛盾的午后: hi
Me: busy?
有點矛盾的午后: 還好
有點矛盾的午后: 我很煩
Me: why?
有點矛盾的午后: 星期五不想工作
常用(成人)英語教學 Lesson 2
Lesson Two What do you do when you feel horny?
Me: hello, Monday blue?
檸檬黃想睡覺: no today is sunday
Me: oh how’s your sunday?
檸檬黃想睡覺: now in office
常用(成人)英語教學 Lesson 1
Lesson One I am horny. Are you horny?
Me: Sorry, 斷線. Back now.
好低的V領: 了
好低的V領: 我有時對某種自己的愛戀太執卓與Serious
Me: dont’ think about that celebrity, he thinks every woman likes him
好低的V領: 沒錯
